If you know me, you know I love bacon. I saved this post for the day after my wisdom teeth surgery since I won’t be able to eat bacon for a few days.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
This one’s a stretch, even for me.
“Breakfast Fresh Scent!” In other words, smell like a pig.
Bacon, bacon on my mind
Will you give me a big behind?
NO I say, this can’t be true
Fatty pork is good for you
So when you walk that market aisle
A package of bacon should make you smile
Be not afraid of it on your plate
Your mood, you see, will elevate
Bacon. Bacon on my mind
In the fridge you are enshrined!