This is Funny… And True

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
“My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad; can’t even see my coffee.”
“What? Speak up! What? I can´t hear you”, said one elderly lady.
“I can hardly sit down because of the arthritis in my knees,” said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
“I forget where I am and where I’m going,” said another.
“I guess that´s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man, as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
“Well, count your blessings,” said a woman cheerfully.”Thank God we can all still drive.”

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