Just kidding on the virginal part. We have three Chaste Trees in our yards. They’re just now coming into full bloom and will bloom for a good part of the Summer.

Dogs and horses. The best of all worlds.

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More terrible, but funny Star Trek puns …

Either I’m over or under …

Of course with a name like that …

I’m not there yet, but maybe someday …

One of the comedy greats …

Terrible, bar joke. Also works with horses …

More gator humor ..

Word pun. Great …

Works for me …

Those were the days …

I wait for the LORD, my soul waits, and in his word I hope;
my soul waits for the Lord
more than watchmen for the morning,
more than watchmen for the morning.
(Psalms 130:5-6)